KEW Hockey Club

The previous week saw a debilitated 5ths side journey to the outskirts of civilisation and like the frontiersman during the founding days of the American heartland found them besieged on all sides by ‘injuns’ dressed in the war colours of the Casey Cannons. The eight Kewtonians weathered the storm that was reminiscent of Custers Last [...]

M1E vs Old Xavs
0-4 (HT 0-2)
In a unique situation, we were the away team playing at Elgar Park. With Rich and Smithy on loan from Metro 3 and freelance player Matt Diricco we again had a bench with a coverage from the back line to the forward line .
There was no indication that we were [...]

M1E Kew vs Southern
0-4 (HT 0-1)
After an intense training session, the team was determined to avoid the club pattern of failing the week after a break. With the novelty of having a bench 3 strong, we were able to have fowards put in the hard yards to then be rested. The Roberts boys and Capitan [...]

The 4B’s were once again back at the home of hockey but are still winless at Elgar this season. This match saw ninth take on third and the boys certainly made a good fist of it specifically in the second half.

Greensborough was the setting for what would turn out to be a demoralising loss for an extremely undermanned 5ths team. After many phone calls it appeared we would be able to run with a bench for the second time this season. But a key player was poached by another team without notification and the KEW [...]

KEW 5ths Metro 1 East v Casey
18:30 Saturday 169th May at SHC
The Mighty K’s of the 4B variety headed to the SHC to face off against Casey looking to continue their winning ways. This was going to be put to the test with several late withdrawals and some quick organisation to get a full team [...]

KEW 5ths Metro 1 East v Mornington
17:00 Saturday 9th May at PHC
The 5ths were desperately looking for their first win of the season and it was expected against bottom of the table Mornington despite KEW only picking up a point from the first three rounds.
The preparations before the game were not ideal with Captain/Coach Lalor [...]

KEW 5ths Metro 1 East v Southern United
17:00 Saturday 25th April at Moorabbin
The men’s fifths squad went on a journey down Warrigal Road looking to improve on the previous weeks performance against Baw Baw’ seconds. Southern had 3-3 draw against Dandenong in Round 1, so it was apparent that the 5ths defense needed some tightening [...]

Women’s Metro 3 South
Saturday 20 September @ 2.00pm
MCC v Kew
Ground: Yarra
Men’s Metro 1 East
Sat 20 September @ 4.00pm
Greensborough v Kew
Ground: Yarra
Same venue. Girls at 2pm and boys at 4pm. BE THERE !!!
Yarra Ground (aka Cyril Cummins Reserve)
Crn Liberty Pde & Wimpole Cres, Ivanhoe
Melways 31 C4

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